Spot the Hazard

What’s the biggest hazard when watching the football? Alcohol, opposition strikers, or violent cat?

I say it’s the alcohol. If you’re a childminder and the Health & Safety inspector calls, make sure your booze is stored out of sight.

When writing a Risk Assessment it would be prudent to mention your pets. If your furry friend is likely to bite and scratch, say so. Supervise at all times. Don’t allow on food preparation surfaces, keep animal waste away from people, and make sure the pets don’t have worms or fleas.

My Rocky is a menace to society, but he wants to be good.